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Its Christmas 2013 IRL, but 31st of August 1998 in Geocities time — the 1st anniversary of Diana’s death. On this occasion I collected ten tribute pages to the Princess of Wales, created and last updated from the 1st of September 1997 till “today”.
the 31st of August 1998
original URL: http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/Strasse/1564/
the 30th of August 1998
original URL: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/6060/
the 24th of June 1998
original URL: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Gallery/3304/
the 16th of April 1998
original URL: http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Acres/4446/
the 7th of January 1998
original URL: http://www.geocities.com/Augusta/2826/
the 3rd of November 1997
original URL: http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/7034/
the 13th October 1997
original URL: http://www.geocities.com/RodeoDrive/7161/
the 19th of September
original URL: http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Shores/9966/
the 2nd of September 1997
original URL: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/3339/
the 1st of September 1997
original URL: http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/6069/
August 31, 2021: added 5 more pages last updated in between 1999 and 2007
I visit Blingee.com a lot these days, because I miss the wildness of Hyves and because there so many new GIFs around made with a new Google tool — AutoAwesome — that automatically adds a snow fall effect to photos that it recognizes as winter landscapes; or a twinkle effect if lights are detected. Autoawesome GIFs are monumental and elegant. They are like a proper reincarnation of snow Java applets, and this time it is real magic because it always works and because it doesn’t even take one click to make them.
But I don’t really think about the applets. Every autoawesome GIF that comes across my way makes me type the B word in the location bar to check what are users up to on Blingee. How is it snowing and twinkling there? Well, it is different: pictures are much smaller, the amount of effects applied is much bigger.
Apart from Christmas motives, Blingee users are as always busy with the usual emo and girly stuff. In recent days, a big thing were tributes to Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela.
P.I.P tribute graphics are a vivid part of Blingee culture, which is usually ridiculed outside of the community. See for example the tumblr blog Blingees in Memoriam that collects the most naive examples. Though I don’t know what would make any of the GIFs featured there more ridiculous than “like” orgies on Facebook R.I.P. posts and communities.
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On Blingee you can see the elements (“stamps”) used in each picture and trace their origins, which is a unique feature that deserves a proper research. So I looked at the “source code” of Mandela and Walker GIFs. There are usually around 8 stamps involved in the animation, i found examples with 20 ones, theoretically more are possible.
For example this image was made using 7 stamps uploaded to the system by 6 different users.
Stamps are not only chosen from the library. They are scaled, rotated, moved around … Blingee users are facing a hell of work every day.
How will mourning pics be made autoawesomely? I expect two solutions:
- If the face of a dead person is detected, appropriate stamps (R.I.P, crucifix, black frame) are applied.
- If a coffin, a tomb stone or people dressed in black are detected, the “raindrops on window” effect is added to the picture.
There is a bunch of Geocities websites that were last updated in the second half of 1998. It is very likely that they were created the same day they were abandoned. The websites are empty, look very similar, appear one after another on the One Terabyte of Kilobyte Age Tumblr, don’t evoke any memories … a real nightmare.
Apart from the rulers, a missing Java applet, Tesla coils and a dripping faucet …
… they all contain a link to a page on Intel.com that does not exist anymore. The paths to elements used in the java applet’s parameters lead to the source on archive.org:
Most images are broken, but the context is clear now: in 1998 Intel was trying out a web page builder, or a Web Page Wizard.
There’s nothing to download to start using the Intel.com Web Page Wizard, so get started now, and create a your own home on the Web!
The Intel.com Web Page Wizard was last updated in 1999, the year Geocities was already bought by Yahoo!, which introduced its own builder; the year time of page wizards was over outside of free hosting services anyway.
Sadly, Intel’s effort is not contained in the Geocities torrent, so there are no HTML files, no read_me. But there are also good news: the images of intel/wizard/images/ are still online, so one can still hotlink to them :)
http://p1.geo.sp2.yahoo.com/images/members/intel/wizard/images/dark_top.gif
http://p1.geo.sp2.yahoo.com/images/members/intel/wizard/images/dark_rule.gif
http://p1.geo.sp2.yahoo.com/images/members/intel/wizard/images/dark_bottom.gif
http://p1.geo.sp2.yahoo.com//images/members/intel/wizard/animation/drip.gif
The bars and the faucet leaking Pentium Juice made quite a career online, not as part of the template, but on their own. They appear in free collections. They appear on pages outside of geocities.
On angelfire:
http://www.angelfire.com/on2/CRYSTAL/
http://www.angelfire.com/al/alaaa/
On tripod
http://zombieshellonearth.tripod.com/
http://def777.tripod.com/index2.htm
http://mojazz.tripod.com/
Outside of free hosting services:
http://www.ten-k.com/ (an exceptional example: the layout is as it was designed by the Wizard and the applet still works)
http://www.electricleather.com/
http://skdeitch.com
The Skdeitch site is an interesting example: the only animated appearance of the Tesla coils until now. (Though, every time I see them, I’m surprised that they were not originally animated. Btw, another lame thing: all 4 gifs have an opaque black background. If the background would be transparent, I’m sure we would know them from more pages.)
Other unique animations on this site suggest that Seth K. Deitch is the author of the animated versions.
Intel’s “Nightmare” is interesting on at least two layers:
- as a clear source of four graphics that made their way into free collections
- as a template of the pre-template era. More of a sample page than a template, scaffold code that users had to edit.
And it is scary as death.